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RENT-A-RAPTOR
RENT-A-RAPTOR
BREAKING: Rhonda T. Raptor is now a licensed menace.
That’s right—she passed her driving test with flying claws. 🚗💨 ✅ Class R (Raptor) License
✅ Endorsed for birthday parties, festivals, and general prehistoric chaos
✅ Height: 8 ft (9 f
🦕 The Brave Ones They laughed.
They roared.
They faced the claws and lived to tell the tale. 📸 Featuring:
🧒 Several incredibly brave kids
💪 One heroic man named Rob @the_robbster
🦖 And one mildly offended raptor who thought she was the main attr
🦕Would YOU bring a RAPTOR to a party?
The kids will never forget it. Neither will the therapy bills. 📍 Now booking along Utah’s Wasatch Front
🎉 Birthday parties | School visits | Festivals | Events
🌐 Rent-A-Raptor.com
📲 Follow @rentraptor
🦖 Local raptor spotted outside the stadium... asking for snacks and selfies.
Security said, “Do you have a ticket?”
She said, “Do YOU have 65 million years of evolutionary trauma?” Just a friendly reminder:
📍 We’re bas
Last night was a blast! Thanks to everyone who came out to meet our raptor & CONGRATS to @utahwarriorsrugby for clinching the playoffs! #RentARaptor #UtahRaptor #DinosaurCostume #UtahRaptor #LifeLikeDinosaur #RealisticDinosaur #DinoParty #Raptor